Three Rules for Giving Gifts to Women

RULE 1
A great gift for a woman has no functional use. This means it can be things such as jewelry, nice clothes, vacations, short trips and other things that, in the minds of most men, have no particular use.

RULE 2
If the gift has a functional use, it must be extravagant. For example, if you are buying your wife a new car, don’t get the low end model. Get the high end model. In other words, don’t buy the standard edition, buy the luxury edition. If you are getting your wife a household appliance, make it the best one that you can find.

RULE 3
Under NO circumstances should a gift have an electric cord attached. Most women view gifts like that as things that require them to do something. You do not give a vacuum cleaner. You do not give a hair curler. You do not give things that require batteries or require plugs! Just don’t do it!

TIPS
For most women it’s not the size of the gift that matters. It’s how often that they receive them. A number of smaller gifts can be better than one big one. Women also tend to value the amount of time and effort it took to find that gift. They like to know that you had to work to find it. Remember that the reason you are giving a gift to a woman is not to make yourself feel good, although that is certainly a benefit, but to make her feel cherished. The gift is to make her feel special. If you have to go out of your way to get it, it will be more appreciated.

Special Tip
On your way home, stop and pick up a flower. A single rose is a good idea. If your budget allows, get a bouquet. Do this on a day that is not an anniversary, birthday, or any other special occasion. Just give her the flower and let her know how special she is. She’ll let you know that you are appreciated.